The Lighter Side of Things

Why is that when April sprouts into the sun, every person I have ever met, danced and exchanged fluids with decides to call? Let’s have a drink, or dinner, or let me smell you. I've received pictures as inducements, that out of fear of being sued I will not but am itching to show you. Yes these are the lines I've heard since April 1 and as the month progresses the statements and grand gestures get a little heavier. Its spring things should be light and playful, not baffling and crass.

Anyway lets get started, and by the way when did Tuesday become the hot night to go out?

4.11.2006

Amanda Lepore doll Official Launch Party/sale
9-11pm, Jeffrey NYC, 449 W 14th St
Hosted by David lachapelle, David Barton and Jeffrey Kalinsky

Metropolis Magazine 25th Anniversary
Art Directors Club 106 w29th Street 25 years through the lens
Cocktails, hors doeuvres, exhibition of contributing photography
6pm, rasp: 25years@metroplismag.com or 212.643.1440

Kangol & stereo Sound Agency Headwear release party
DJ Stretch Armstrong 9-11pm, Stereo nightclub, 512 W29th Street
vapors-nyc@overamerica.com

Kinky boots premiere & after party
7pm premiere, Titus II Theater @ MOMA, 11 w 53rd street
After party 9pm at Fizz 55th btwn lex & 3rd

Bunny chow One Year Anniversary
Cain, 544 west 27th street

Step-in Out magazine April issue Party
8-10pm Headquaters gentlemen’s club
552 W 38th Street btwn 10+11 ave
Complimentary hors doeuvres, gift bags, models, strippers
oconnorpr@aol.com or 212.245.5784